I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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