I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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