Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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