Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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