You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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