You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Randomize