why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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