oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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