Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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