escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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