How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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