i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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