she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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