Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Randomize
