We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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