...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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