She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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