No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Randomize
