he shaved USA in his pubs
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
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