remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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