@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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