it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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