I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
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