Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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