did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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