thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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