Need sex. Gaining weight.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
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