She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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