Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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