i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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