The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
MIDGETS
????
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
