Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
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