Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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