just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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