it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I party with great urgency now.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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