Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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