I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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