i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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