So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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