u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Randomize
