yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
honey bunches of taint.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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