I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I woke up under a house in Key West
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