Having a random hookup so left but love u
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
Randomize