what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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