you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Randomize
