420 ftw
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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