hell yes lets make some ravioli
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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