Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
and she was petting her beer can
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
BRING THE BAGELS
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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