Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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