do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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