My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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