Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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