i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
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