I can't watch pbs sober anymore
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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