Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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