My brain says no but my pants say off.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
that may or may not have been my penis.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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