It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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